Mayor, City of Los Angeles
200 N. Spring St.
Los Angeles , CA
Dear Mayor Villaraigosa:
Thanks so much for your letter, and for laying down such generous terms for our wager on the outcome of the Suns-Lakers series.
We're still confident in "Los Suns," even after the Game One loss. That's why we're ready to double down on our bet.
Should the Lakers win the series - a feat made more tricky, we assume, by your team's likely decision to boycott Phoenix and forfeit Games 3, 4 and 6 - we will happily accept both Steve Poizner and Meg Whitman. Though you may consider them far to the right, in the Arizona Legislature they would be considered RINOs – and we could use a few more of those here.
Should the Suns win, we'll be sad to see Sheriff Arpaio go, though we've long believed his true destiny lies in Hollywood . Besides Sheriff Joe, we're hopeful that you also can find room for former talk show host and Congressional candidate J.D. Hayworth in the event of a Suns win. We assume you're very plugged in down at the movie studios. Should there be any plans for a "Foghorn Leghorn" remake, we assure all concerned that J.D. is perfect for the part.
Thanks so much for your cooperation with this wager. We're also looking forward to hosting a happy group of school students at an upcoming Diamondbacks game, once the Suns emerge victorious.
Good luck and go Phoenix !
Very truly yours,
Phil Gordon
Mayor
